很短的英语小笑话就是用英语表达出来一句有意思的小笑话。

例句：

1、医生问病人是怎么骨折的。病人说，我觉得鞋里有沙子，就扶着电线杆抖鞋。tmd有个混蛋经过那里，以为我触电了，便抄起木棍给了我两棍子。

The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding the electric pole. TMD an asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he took a stick and gave me two sticks.

2、生物课上，老师问：“如何才能正确分辨章鱼的手和脚？”学生答：“放个屁给它闻，会捂住鼻子的就是手，其他的就是脚。“全班皆倒。

In biology class, the teacher asked, "how can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of octopus?" The student replied, "put a fart and smell it. It's the hands that cover the nose and the others are the feet." the whole class fell down.

3、一人上班老是放响屁，同事忍不住说：“你能不能不出声？”然后便见他坐在那抖个不停。同事问他在干什么，他答：“我现在已经调成振动啦！”

A person always farts at work, and his colleagues can't help saying, "can you keep quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there shaking. When his colleague asked him what he was doing, he replied, "I've adjusted to vibration now!"

4、女人一生最喜欢两朵花：一是有钱花，二是尽量花。

Women like two flowers most in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

5、俗话说：你笑，全世界都跟着你笑；你哭，全世界只有你一个人哭。

As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; You cry, you are the only one crying in the world.